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I have seen Conan The Barbarian several times, but somehow I had never seen Red Sonja. Now that I have, I'm really not sure how to rate it. My grasp of Arnold Schwarzennegger's acting career is shaky, so I was stunned to find out this film was made in 1985. I wouldn't have guessed 1960, but 1985 seems so... modern, for a film with such blatant anti-feminist content. (Perhaps I should brush up on my feminist history again, there's probably a good explanation and I'm just not connecting the dots.)

The premise of the film offers an opportunity for something very feminist, especially since few women had picked up swords in leading roles before Brigitte Nielsen portrayed Sonja. But here's my summary of Sonja's origin story. Notice anything problematic?

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We apologize for the delay in issuing this review of Terminator Salvation. You see, after I took one for the team and reviewed Terminator 3, I was kind of hoping that Grace would step up and save me from what I feared would be a race and gender FAIL. Alas, no. So here it is.

Ladies, be not afraid! In the future, your important roles as accessories to men's Important heroic actions will not be disturbed! You will be free to be kidnapped, knocked around, and rescued just as before, with no concessions made to the fact that the future of humanity depends on every person fighting tooth and nail against unstoppable foes!

People of color, you too will continue to enjoy your traditional positions as sidekicks to the Important White Men! And lest you fear that diversity will not be as highly valued in the future as it is now, let me reassure you that some of the higher echelons of the fight against the machines will be extremely international! There's a guy from Japan or somewhere!

p.s. To the guy who got a piece of rebar shoved through his chest: hope you like your new heart with a side of sand! And I'm glad they taught organ transplant surgery in vet school! Now if you just had access to a lifetime supply of anti-rejection medications, we'd be rocking this thing!

I'm sorry, what? Not long enough? Okay fine. I'll start over.

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For this review of the new Star Trek film, please welcome BonnieBelle of A Working Title. She called her review "Star Trek: Deconstructed" when she sent it in, and I have to say it's a darn thorough deconstruction! Thanks for making BonnieBelle feel welcome, I know we're all looking forward to some good discussion. -Skye

First of all, let me say that I am a Trekkie. I love the original Star Trek, and TNG and all the other ensuing seasons and spin-offs. Star Trek: TOS was a pioneer show in its time, portraying not only non-stereotypical characters of color, but women in strong roles. I'm going to spoil the heck out of the new movie, so read on at your own discretion.

Director JJ Abrams did a fantastic job of reimagining the style and visual impact of the series, the story he told was original and very much in line with the Star Trek legacy. The actors he chose, many of them unknowns or B-list stars, were perfect for their roles and very similar visually to the previous stars. It is a true restart for the series, and I hope to see more Star Trek movies in the future from this cast and director.

And yet... And yet...

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Men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men. If you need men, X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie has men. Men over here, men over there, some more men hanging out over n the corner as backups just in case they run out of men. Which they won't, because of all the men everywhere.

If you need women, though, you're kind of fucked.

Before I lay out my complaints, let me say that I have little sympathy for any argument like "But they had to do it that way, it was like that in the comics." Sorry, but "the comics" aren't in and of themselves consistent. Also, the filmmakers don't hew to "the comics" all the time anyway, tons of stuff is rearranged, so to identify any specific detail and use that defense is just silly. Except for the part where Wolverine had claws.

Let me also say that I'm just going to spoil the fuck out of this movie, so make your own decision about whether to keep reading.

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You may have seen previews or read about Dragonball Evolution and thought "wow, that looks really bad." I did. I had no idea, before seeing this film, just how right I could be.

I saw the movie with my lovely co-blogger, who, at one point near the end of the film, just burst out laughing at the sheer stupidity of it. I'm surprised it took one of us that long to guffaw. This movie is, beginning to end, terrible. The dialogue is painful, the acting belongs in a high school play, and the characters are paper cut outs. As far as film quality is concerned, there is nothing good about it. Zero stars.

However, Dragonball doesn't fail its female characters.

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I will forgive a movie a good many things if it moves me. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans did not. I was bored.

So I'm not inclined to be magnanimous about how far this trilogy has fallen in terms of gender representation. If I was, I would say that in an ideal film world, the total output of action films in a given year might well mirror the Underworld Trilogy. About a third would have a woman as the dominant ass-kicker, cool as sin and twice as competent, as in Underworld. About a third would be an even mix, where women and men share the spotlight, as in Underworld: Evolution. And about a third would have a man as the take charge and take no prisoners leading man, as in this film. We're not looking to eliminate films where a man is the hero, contrary to what enemies of feminism constantly assume. We just want some variety.

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As we've discussed before, I love roller derby. I've also recently, through another project I'm working on, developed an interest in films from the 1970s. Imagine my joy, then, when Netflix turned up a suggestion for Kansas City Bomber, a 1972 film starring Raquel Welch as a roller derby queen.

This excitement, however, only got me through the first 30 minutes of this terrible, terrible movie. The other 60 minutes were powered solely by my dedication to Heroine Content readers.

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Wow. That was so bad.

Really.

Really, really bad.

To be more substantive, the comedy wasn't funny. Luke Ford, who plays Brendan Fraser's son, has about as much charisma as one of the rocks in my backyard. (The rocks aren't that cute either.)

I had higher hopes for this one due to the casting of Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh, and when I saw there was even another woman of color in a strong speaking role (Isabella Leong), and another one in a smaller speaking role (Jessey Meng), I was pretty excited.

Once I started watching it, though, I was all over the map with how many stars I would give it.

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It's been a really, really long time since I saw any of the Indiana Jones movies, and I didn't see the fourth one. Instead, I've been rewatching The Mummy and The Mummy Returns to prepare for a girls' night (ok, morning) outing to see The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

Some have suggested that Heroine Content's tagline should actually be "Helping feminists with their Netflix queues since 2006." If that is true, then let me just say up front that you probably shouldn't bother with either of these if you haven't already seen them.

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I am so disappointed.

Selma Blair plays Liz Sherman in Hellboy II: The Goldern Army, and she's made a point of mentioning in interviews how much more badass Liz is supposed to be in this sequel. As I said in my review of the first Hellboy, she was basically The Girlfriend, serving as bait, damsel in distress, and mopey not-quite-superheroine. I had hoped, though, that Golden Army would let her character evolve, own her firestarting powers, and become a real member of the team.

Oh well.

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